October Update
Hello Magical Humans!
How's it going? I mean, how's it really going? It may not look like it, but we are all doing some serious growing as individuals and as a collective right now and, well, the term growing pains didn't come from nothing.
That's actually how my whole journey of self discovery started. I was moving through all of the motions I had stored up in my "How Life Works" folder, having absolutely no clue what was happening up in the sky, and then BOOM: Pluto pulled up on my A$$ in my rear view mirror. Pluto is not even a real planet you say? One might say my dachshunds are not real dogs, but try telling them that when someone is at the door . Small but mighty, folks. Small but mighty.
Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are the big bosses (in that ascending order in case you were wondering), and guess what? They are all in cahoots with each other for the next few years. This is a rare and significant alignment. Let me paint you a picture: the three of them are calling each other from their cosmic backyards, sipping champagne*, and trying to get the humans to chill the F out and get along. On the plus side, they could all be sitting at some seedy bar plotting world domination, or pummeling the crap out of each other, but they are not. They are playing nicely, believe it or not .
This alliance began this summer, and even though we are all feeling it, some of us are getting a stronger hit. If you have planetary placements in the very early degrees of any sign, you are getting a powerful dose. To keep it simple here, I'll focus on the sun signs most affected.
(they are most strongly felt from the top of the list to the bottom in each category)
Pluto vibes
Pluto
Dean of Transformation and Empowerment
If your birthday is between
January 20th-24th (early Aquarius)
July 23rd- 27th (early Leo)
April 21st-25th (early Taurus)
October 23rd-27th (early Scorpio)
You are in the chrysalis right now, and some of you on the earlier end of this are already emerging as gooey butterflies. I'm in the middle of the Aquarius bracket here and one of my teachers referred to this transit as a "slow, deep, and thorough colonic" and ummm, she's not wrong. Pluto will clean out all of your pipes. The number one piece of advice I have is: surrender vs resist so you can comprehend what life is showing you... which is one million times easier said than done .
Neptune vibes
Neptune
Dean of Imagination and Transcendence
Birthdays currently feeling this:
March 19th-23rd (late Pisces, early Aries)
September 20-22 (late Virgo, early Libra)
June 19th-23rd (late Gemini, early Cancer)
December 20-22 (late Sagittarius, early Capricorn)
If you are in this zone, your world might be feeling a little foggy and confusing. You may be having really vivid dreams and a lot of creative energy. You are likely overwhelmed by other people's energy and the collective energy. Neptune teaches you to connect with unconditional love and unity consciousness- the catch is, you have to cut through a veil of illusions to get there. I would not make any big, life changing decisions during this time! You will have so much more clarity and information when you come out on the other side. Also, watch out for escapist behavior when the energy feels like too much.
Uranus vibes
Uranus
Dean of Change and Liberation
Birthdays in the following dates:
May 20th-23rd (late Taurus, early Gemini)
November 20th-23rd (late Scorpio, early Sagittarius)
August 21st-24th (late Leo, early Virgo)
February 17th-21st (late Aquarius, early Pisces)
This transit feels electric and as though things are constantly shifting. You may feel boxed in and as though you have no idea where your roots are from one moment to the next. Uranus teaches you how to liberate yourself from outdated systems, attachments, and beliefs. This transit can deliver brilliant, innovative ideas and ways of being. It can also keep you stuck in your head and activate your worries. Questioning your thoughts is the first step toward freedom.
These date ranges reflect a pretty tight orb, so if your birthday is a little before or after what I have listed, you are not imagining things- you are in deep learning . It may not feel like it, but all of this is happening for our evolution. Wherever you can hit the pause button and see what life is trying to teach you, you open space for ease and grace to flow in. I promise .
During my ongoing Pluto-driven high colonic, I did something brave and made this website for all of the things that I do. If you would like to sign up for more regular energetic updates and tips for navigating this changing landscape, head to the bottom of my website and join my Celestial Circle.
Much love and hugs ,
Jenny
PS.
*I grossly mis-represented beverage selections for the sake of simplicity:
Uranus is drinking a Pickleback Margarita (ChatGPT says that is an actual drink when I asked for "unusual cocktails")
Neptune is drinking champagne and already had some gummies
Pluto is having scotch on the rocks. Scratch that, it's scotch NEAT. Pluto does not tolerate any dilution.